Saturday, July 18, 2009

10 REASONS TO BUY SON OF A SEAHORSE on DVD

  1. David Schonscheck telling God that He has an anger problem.
  2. Robot that dispels steam from its ears, created by Steampunk Legend Jake Hildebrandt.
  3. Joe Swanberg remains clothed for his entire performance.
  4. Samurai duel at sunset.
  5. Porn starring Daniel Taintview and his son, B.J. Taintview. What does he eat? Hint: it ain't your milkshake.
  6. Bonus features include: three episodes of Ned and Sunshine (the zombie sitcom) including one no longer available online; a children's film about a suicidal snail; and a discussion of the film with the cast and crew.
  7. Nothing happens in the last twenty minutes.
  8. The film provides a probing examination of self-hatred, anger, and masculinity that informs the way the film is structured.
  9. Every time you spend $15, we get $3.30. Support real independent film!
  10. It's a god-damn masterpiece.

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